Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises his God, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

3 comments:

ben said...

Two to the chest, 1 to the head. Drop him like a stone.

Then turn and finish off the family. No witnesses :)

Can't get more republican then that.

Mrs. M-W said...

Shoot him!

Mrs. M-W said...

hmmm sounds like you may be a republican from the south ;o)