Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Rock Star Wedding

So I had a new wedding brain child the other day. I thought...

"wouldn't it be cool to have a rock-star wedding? like the MTV music awards or something!"

I could roll out the red carpet, have velvet rope, and "fans" screaming taking pictures and asking for autographs as my guest walk in.

THEN! also along the "red carpet" my good friends from Rock-Chicks could interview my guest like they were movie and rock stars and my friend Jason could produce it!

Then we could have passed champagne, fancy passed hors d' oeuvres, regular hors d' oeuvres, and a premium bar.

THEN! I could transform the ballroom of the banquet facility I work at into a nightclub!!! With dancing, disco balls, DJ's spinning, and light shows!

Then I looked at the total of what it would cost and determined that I would have to leave my current boyfriend and marry a REAL rock star....

2 comments:

Amy said...

I know I posted on this before. I know I did. I sat here at work trying to hide it from the people who always walk by just as I really get into slacking... so here I go again.

DO IT! That would be so cool! We can have weird eBay auctions to raise money for the event. And of course, leather and denim would have to be mandatory attire for all guests. But not nasty denim or biker leather, sleak, sexy denim and leather. Think Mark Walhberg in Rock Star leather or JOE PERRY in leather. Oh my. Sorry, had to stop for a quick day dream.

That is such a fun idea. Shannon, next time someone comes to you and wants to book a party and isn't sure what they want to do: ROCK STAR WEDDING! I mean, you could always tweak it for non-wedding events. You could call it the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame themed party or something. I hope someone lets you spend their money on it. :-D

--E

Jaytyler said...

Ok i will only produce it if you grow your hair back and go "totally 80's" look again. i'm picturing Scott and the groomsmen lowered down from the rooftop, then finally landing on the alter by bungee cords just like the Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi video and while this is going on, Tommy Lee is performing a drum solo in a steel cage that is spinning overhead as there are 2 strippers on the alter dancing around The Offspring while they play "Pretty Fly/ a.k.a give it to me Herklotz" along with Tommy Lee still sitting in on the drums. now the music stops and every one turns thier attention to the rear of the large room because the wedding coordinator, Gilbert Gottfreid announces the arrival of the bride and a super stretch limo with a party going on in the rear jaccuzi pulls up to the open atrium of the building. your driver (Dee Snider) opens the door to let you out and immense fog starts gathering around your proximity, then some pyro gets set off as you emerge from the limo. You get out wearing a white sequin covered wedding dress with the mandatory white leather studded jacket and knee-high leather high heel boots and your hair all flock of seagulls/ DJ Tanner on Full House feathered about one foot high. Al Petrelli and the Trans Siberian Orchestra are playing the wedding march song in thier trademark rock meets classical style, as you walk the red carpet up to the alter, where Vince Neil, Brett Michaels, David Lee Roth and Sebatian Bach take turns in performing/singing the ceremony as the emmcee. Now Scott kisses you, the bride and then goes behind the muslin backed alter and all of a sudden you hear the roar of an engine, as Scott drives a Harley Davidson accross the alter, you get on the back and the two of you ride off back down the red carpet to Motley Crue playing Home, Sweet Home.....that sounds pretty rock and roll to me