Fat Ass

So I officially have a fat ass! I have had to go buy "fat clothes" and now must muster the strength and determination to save all my money for liposuction! If anyone would like to donate to the "Shrink Shannon's Fat Ass" Fund, please send money through www.paypal.com to shennan@hotmail.com .

No really... I need to lose weight. So I am bound and determined to eat healthy and count my calories and go back to the gym... That attitude usually last till about lunchtime where I give in to the demonds that posess me and eat a hot dog (well today it was a turkey dog) and have a chocolate malt. I know.. I know.. but I counted the calories which mean that I get like 1 chicken soft taco from Taco Bell tonight for dinner.

So on this healthy crusade I spent like $130 on gercories last night and came home with fruit, veggies, frozen dinners, tuna and other "healthy" snacks. Prob the most that I have spent on groceries in quite some time. I guess when you are use to buying crap and fast foods those are cheaper than real food.

Anywho... there is my fat bitch for today. I am sure more will follow, followed by fat days where I am forced to call into work because I have nothing to wear that fits me.